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Use the duck-sized horses
Ahh, the old “duck, duck, goose” gambit made famous by Berezowski in the 1955 Helsinki Chess nationals. The classic defense for this is to hunch down quickly.
En passant
I think you’re ducked.
Duck it.
Obviously. Duh.
En pheasant
Play the bread crumbs gambit. Works every time.
Duck for cover.
Google Duckduckgo
It’s hopeless, you’re quackered.
go get a drink, it’s a draw
Probably wait for white to move.
Quakers?!
This is pretty much book moves.
- Duck
Flood the board. Most of your army will survive it
The ancient texts say that you can convert all of them into a large horse sized one.
En quackant.
You’re gonna need a lot of grapes…
and a lemonade stand
