Possibly AI

Check out the phone receiver too.

Now I see it! There’s “depth” on the PDA screen too!

What is the monsters are the people we met along the way?

For those who’ve seen the show:

http://almightyjohnsons.fandom.com/wiki/Freyja

Beer goooood!

Usually you can’t run PiHole on a router directly; you’d have two PiHoles (maybe dedicated; maybe sharing resources)

See my other comment

Pen and paper can easily be encrypted.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ciphertext

.rmvb - what that “The Rat” file format?

Let’s say your lightbulb(s) become comprised. A bad actor now has a toehold into your network.

Maybe they run a spam relay through the bulb. Maybe they attack your network by attacking the printer that hasn’t had a firmware update in years.

Point is, there’s someone with access to your network that isn’t you.

http://old.reddit.com/r/Ubiquiti/comments/1fjspoc/what_is_the_point_of_having_a_separate_devices/

Napoleon… Dynamite!

See my other comment.

If you’re that paranoid, the only thing that’s going to satisfy all of your requirements is a pen and paper.

Fuck.

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